December football has a way of revealing everyone’s true character. The weather turns cold, playoff races tighten, and suddenly teams show whether they’re built for December magic or destined for a lump of coal. Week 15 delivered all the chaos Santa could ask for: season-ending injuries to superstars, blown leads, comeback wins, and enough emotional whiplash to make even the most patient elf snap. With that in mind, it’s time for the Sports Girls Club Naughty & Nice Power

Move over, Marvel, step aside, Barbie Land, the real cinematic event of the season is the NFL Holiday Cinematic Universe, where quarterbacks become small-town love interests, coaches learn the true meaning of Christmas, and at least one team experiences a third-act collapse that would make even Hallmark writers say: “Okay, that’s too dramatic.”