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Dear Santa: Please Fix My Team - A Gift Guide for Desperate NFL Fans
Ahhh, the holidays, a time of cheer, hot chocolate, and watching your team blow a fourth-quarter lead with seasonal joy…As the holidays approach, NFL fans everywhere are doing what they do best: pretending everything is fine, their team isn't 2-9 (cough...Jets...cough), and they are totally making the playoffs...right, Chargers fans? But don’t worry, Sports Girls Club is here with the perfect gift for every fan!
elizabethmacbey
4 days ago5 min read


Joe Burrow Is Back, but Should the Bengals Actually Let Him Play?
The Bengals got the update everyone has been waiting months for. Joe Burrow is finally close to returning after a turf toe injury that needed surgery back in Week 2. He practiced fully last week, the videos looked good, and head coach Zac Taylor said he expects Burrow to play on Thanksgiving night against the Ravens.
Sreeja Nallamala
Nov 253 min read


Seattle Seahawks: The Dark-Horse of the 2025-26 NFL Season
The Seahawks were supposed to be rebuilding. Instead, they’re rebuilding your playoff predictions. If you told anyone (especially me) in August that Sam Darnold would be quarterbacking a 7–2 Seattle Seahawks team, they’d probably ask what you were drinking...and if it came in Seahawks blue.
elizabethmacbey
Nov 144 min read


A Way Too Early Super Bowl 2026 Prediction
Making a Super Bowl prediction this far out is a dangerous sport of its own. It’s like buying Halloween candy in August, too early, slightly delusional, but weirdly satisfying. Still, optimism is the fuel of football season, and I’m ready to ride the chaos train all the way to February. So here it is: Super Bowl LX, Detroit Lions vs. Buffalo Bills. And this time, the Lions actually finish the job.
elizabethmacbey
Nov 76 min read


Nick Mangold: Forever a Jet
The football world has been mourning the loss of Nick Mangold; one of the most respected, memorable, and adored players in New York Jets history. At just 41, Mangold passed away from complications with kidney disease, less than two weeks after he publicly shared what he was going through as he looked for a transplant.
Ava Heaton
Nov 12 min read


Athletes as "The Life of a Showgirl" Tracks
If you haven't heard The Life of a Showgirl by Taylor Swift yet, you're missing out on great music to improve your day, as well as emotional breakdowns over athletes and their parallels with certain songs. Let's take a look at some of the athletes that represent each song on The Life of a Showgirl!
Ava Heaton
Oct 76 min read


Let's Go Girls: A look at our favorite NFL WAGs this season
With the NFL season starting up again, it's important to acknowledge the strong, talented women that stand with all of our favorite players. WAGs are a staple of all sports, but in recent years they have been especially prominent in the football world. Let's take a look at some of our favorite girls in the league this season!
Ava Heaton
Sep 63 min read


Sneaky Starts and Deep Cuts: My Underdog Fantasy Favorites
I could keep my strategy locked up tighter than Belichick on media day - but I'm feeling generous. So here are 15 sneaky fantasy football picks for 2025. Studied, stat-backed, and vibe-verified. (Yes, I used both analytics and intuition. Call me a dual-threat.)
Elizabeth MacBey
Aug 64 min read


Trenches Win Titles - Which Teams Got the Memo?
For all the highlight-reel catches and quarterback debates that dominate headlines, one fact about football hasn’t changed in 100 years: games are won in the trenches.
Elizabeth MacBey
Jul 304 min read


Dallas Delusions: A Look Inside the NFL’s Most Extra Franchise
The Cowboys aren’t just a team. They’re a brand, a soap opera, a lifestyle, and apparently, a personality trait for grown men in white New Balances. They are not the best team in the league. But they are undeniably the most extra.
Elizabeth MacBey
Jul 23 min read


If NFL Coaches Were Your Summer Camp Counselors
This week, let's take a look at what happens when coaches are reassigned to bunk 12.
Who’s the fan favorite, the pro-level s’mores maker, or the relentless stickler for the rules?
Elizabeth MacBey
Jun 254 min read


Which Reality TV Show is Your NFL Team Actually Starring in?
From the weekly betrayals to locker room confessions, midseason eliminations, and offseason glow-ups, these teams aren’t just franchises. They’re reality TV archetypes.
So, let’s stop pretending. Here’s what reality show your team is actually starring in.
Elizabeth MacBey
Jun 187 min read


The Most Delusional NFL Fanbases — Statistically Proven (Kind of)
Using an extremely scientific blend of win-loss records, preseason expectations, Reddit behavior, meme frequency, and jersey sales, here’s your NFL Delusion Index (trademark pending).
Elizabeth MacBey
Jun 115 min read


From Big Dog to Small Fish: The New Era College Athlete Meets the NFL Reality Check
Welcome to the NFL, where even the biggest college stars get a reality check. Just like Caleb Williams and Bryce Young, to name a few.
Elizabeth MacBey
May 284 min read


Bye Week Bliss or Misery? Ranking Teams with the Best and Worst 2025-26 Schedules
The NFL's 2025-26 schedule is out, and it's a rollercoaster of challenges and advantages for teams across the league.
Elizabeth MacBey
May 204 min read


Sauce, Spice and Everything Nice: Meet NYC’s Newest Couple
She’s got the bars, he’s got the game – this rumored romance is giving main character energy...
Lauren Gervais
May 83 min read


The Seahawks Just Pulled Another Heist — Here’s Why It’s Time to Take Them Seriously Again
Every NFL fan post-draft NFL fan: “This is our year.” Also, every NFL fan post-Week 7 NFL fan: “We’re cooked.” But this time, Seattle fans might actually be onto something.
Elizabeth MacBey
May 64 min read


Revenge Season or Washed? NFL Stars With the Most to Prove in 2025
1. Russell Wilson – QB, New York Giants Courtesy of the New York Giants Russell Wilson is the NFL’s Goldilocks: too cold in Denver, too...
Elizabeth MacBey
May 64 min read


Meet the HABs: the NFL’s Heartthrob Husbands and Boyfriends of Absolute Queens
They’ve got the talent, the fame and the rings – but these NFL stars really won when they landed her...
Lauren Gervais
May 16 min read


Some Serve. Some Swerve: The Coolest and Least Cool NFL Mascots
Get ready to be blown away by some of the coolest and least cool mascots the NFL has to offer. From being named after bread to looking like a botched plastic surgery, the NFL has a very wide variety of mascots to offer. We’ll start on a more positive note with the Top 5.
Jani Burden
Apr 254 min read
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