Call it a breakup, call it a rebound. The Packers taking Micah Parsons from Dallas just before the season kicks off feels like Taylor Swift trading years of heartbreak for a headline-making romance with Travis Kelce. For Cowboys fans, the heartbreak is only amplified by the city’s recent sports-related misfortunes, including NBA star Luka Dončić’s departure from the Mavericks to the Lakers, sparking talk of a city-wide bad-luck spell.

Football fans and Swifties aren't all that different. Both romanticize career comebacks that might never happen and spend way too much money on fan merch to show off their loyalty. So naturally, it makes sense to assign each NFL team its own Taylor Swift song because every franchise has its own perfect soundtrack.

The time has come. Crisp fall days, buffalo chicken dip, fantasy football debacles, and the sound of Mike Vrabel screaming through you TV speakers, and family members yelling at each other over a fourth-round waiver claim - it’s all back baby! After 214 long days without football, the 2025 NFL season is finally upon us.